February 2012
weaveittome:
classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
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so everyone though that God Bless the U.S.A. was the national anthem for three years of their childhood right?
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Ron Paul supporters who think Ron Paul is going to...
dongcity:
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manwithpenis:
i will produce a meaningful moment in you life and then purposely not communicate with you for a long time (maybe forever) so you will feel hurt
by Sam Pink
your breath smells like gumballs; that makes me horny.
i will pull your skin over a streetlight and inspect it for flaws.
don’t look at me. i feel weird.
i donated my organs provided that my large intestine (undamaged)...
my new full-time job is crying over choral music on the bus hmu
Really,
leftlibertarian:
sinidentidades:
my dream is to start a Marxist dance studio that specializes in twerking.
I want everyone to twerk it for Marx.
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
sweetbutts:
making a sign to take to radiohead tomorrow that says “play My Girls”
furrandgold:
When someone has “I don’t bite (unless you want me to ;))” in their blog description
textposter:
Caught in a dad romance
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“Black and Third World people are expected to educate white people as to our...”
– Audre Lorde
there’s a good bit of people left out of this ‘list’, i don’t think it’s intent was to offend or erase but the message remains the same and it is the truest of truths.
(via carlosconstellate)
i really wish i talked to people from tumblr more often because a lot of you guys are really fascinating and funny and so much cooler than i am and i want to live inside you
sailortits:
remember when setbabiesonfire would gif himself eight times hit on preteen girls and talk about respecting women all in one day
5t4s where does the time go
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cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
“Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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i made plans for tonight and tomorrow but i already got into the sweatpants i’ve been wearing for the past week and people don’t seem as appealing as Whose Line Is It Anyway? clips on youtube right now
my dad is in the living room with my mom asking Siri to find him ganjaseeds.com
ok
Person: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Person: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Person: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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i want to drive my car into the ocean really...
i played a show last night by myself with an electric guitar and dedicated a song to sleeping pills a girl came up to me after i played and told me that i made her really depressed later that night i wanted to disappear so badly that i went home and took eight of those really strong sleeping pills that you gave me i slept for fifteen hours and then woke up and looked at myself in the bathroom...
i once tried to flirt with a guy by telling him that Satan has a ship in a bottle museum in the basement of his home in Fort Lauderdale
and suddenly i am the most embarrassing person on the planet sweet christ kill me
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beralin:
If you’re not the one - Daniel...
reservoirhotdogs:
nice guy rule #85765:
wear a fedora on your dick when having sex with her
enhance the mood by playing limp bizkit in the background.
wontonpoop:
throws everything off a cliff
