March 2012
1 tag
impersonate me in my ask? →
person with the best impersonation wins my blog
you get the whole thing
i’m being completely serious
2 tags
1 tag
February 2012
11 tags
“I’m not coming at it as a politician, it’s my own personal experience. And I...”
– M.I.A, Boston Phoenix. (via anorable)
conversatron:
are humans the only animals that ejaculates on each others faces
2 tags
mount eerie // ut oh! it’s mourning time...
2 tags
don’t you sit there and try to tell me that you didn’t jam out to Ohio Is For Lovers a significant amount in fourth grade
weaveittome:
classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
1 tag
so everyone though that God Bless the U.S.A. was the national anthem for three years of their childhood right?
2 tags
Ron Paul supporters who think Ron Paul is going to...
dongcity:
2 tags
manwithpenis:
i will produce a meaningful moment in you life and then purposely not communicate with you for a long time (maybe forever) so you will feel hurt
by Sam Pink
your breath smells like gumballs; that makes me horny.
i will pull your skin over a streetlight and inspect it for flaws.
don’t look at me. i feel weird.
i donated my organs provided that my large intestine (undamaged)...
my new full-time job is crying over choral music on the bus hmu
Really,
leftlibertarian:
sinidentidades:
my dream is to start a Marxist dance studio that specializes in twerking.
I want everyone to twerk it for Marx.
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
sweetbutts:
making a sign to take to radiohead tomorrow that says “play My Girls”
furrandgold:
When someone has “I don’t bite (unless you want me to ;))” in their blog description
textposter:
Caught in a dad romance
3 tags
“Black and Third World people are expected to educate white people as to our...”
– Audre Lorde
there’s a good bit of people left out of this ‘list’, i don’t think it’s intent was to offend or erase but the message remains the same and it is the truest of truths.
(via carlosconstellate)
i really wish i talked to people from tumblr more often because a lot of you guys are really fascinating and funny and so much cooler than i am and i want to live inside you
sailortits:
remember when setbabiesonfire would gif himself eight times hit on preteen girls and talk about respecting women all in one day
5t4s where does the time go
1 tag
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
“Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
